The Jimi Hendrix movie, with a soundtrack by Coldplay!

If DreamWorks ends up handling the Clifford movie, you know he's going to end up lifting a leg on some hydrant-looking building, like the Capitol. But I hope they can restrain themselves from a huge ball-licking scene.

Will they play a medley about manual stimulation called "I'll Stick-y Around Fingers In the Backseat"? 

Ha, why does he even check in with them? As if he stops anytime a teenager says "no"…

What's weird is that I haven't been feeling the trailers for this movie, but the Lion King re-dub looks like it would be the greatest movie of all time. Probably because the lip synching is incredible.

From now on, I'm calling him "The Tenia." He's a butt-raping Parisian, after all.

Please tell me you made that up. Otherwise my rage meter is going to blow a gasket. 

If you played every MCA rap simultaneously, I wonder if it would become a gravely, rumbling, sonic earthquake.

If you play the track backwards, it sounds like Monica Belucchi's grunting from Irreversible. 

Well, it's HER shit (it's her shit)…

That six minutes flew by a lot faster than I thought it would, even though Paul's Boutique is the only one that I own.

No, it's where they all get pregnant with the purpose of having an abortion in the name of female self-actualization.

Yeah, I guess so! For some reason, I conflate the two.

Dish Network may have been worth it if the NFL Sunday Ticket package didn't cost additional hundreds of dollars for the one team you follow. Since it does, Dish Network really has no reason to exist in the first place.   

I JUST commuted listening to Paul's Boutique the other day, the only Beasties record I have in full.

So if the villain is going to be the Lizard, why a reboot? Why didn't they just make Spider-Man 4? They were building to that with the one Columbia prof, anyway.

♫ Hall!

Are you sure you're not channeling Leatherhead there?

But whether it's "moron," "clean," "gen," or "cotton," "Oxy-" makes EVERYTHING better!

@avclub-525f76574b3a2a5bcb4da793c92a16fb:disqus , I thought he was maybe referring to the theatrical "The Clone Wars" cartoon movie.