Is it: Empire and New Hope in the top drawer, Jedi and Sith in the second tier, and Phantom Menace and Clones pulling up the rear?

It's a lie though, it's my third firstie. ("Third firstie" sounds a bit oxymoron-ish, no?)

1. You're a Jango Fett clone.
2. You're a Jango Fett clone.
3. You're a Jango Fett clone…

His banana has black spots on it. Best to stick with the apple.

Sexy Nazis?

Yes. YES! PUNCH THE KEYS FOR GOD'S SAKE!

I have only done this once before.

Is Seal's "Kiss From a Rose" the soundtrack to this lovemaking session?

Our Founding Fathers would have hated for women to have rights! How un-American! 

Yeah, but she did that nude butt shot for a PETA ad, didn't she?

Maybe it's like when you stop eating dairy and you develop lactose intolerance.

Was that a retrospective on Hot Shots?

No, sir, YOU are the one who smells like a camel's wet butthole!

*Western icons explode in unintentional terrorist act*

It'd be challenging if you couldn't read Arabic, I guess. Then again, his is probably the largest headstone in his hometown's cemetery. 

Yeah, but Leo luckily had talent on his side, not to mention a nose for good scripts. Can RPatz say the same? (That was a serious question, because I've never seen RPatz act, even though I know girls and the celebrity media calls him "RPatz." Basically the only thing I know about RPatz. Something, something RPatz.) 

Icky Thump is the 2nd best W.S. album, behind De Stijl. 

I'd like to see a "You wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts!" showdown between Adam West, Michael Keaton and Christian Bale Batmen. 

HULK TRYING TO PASS BIG GREEN SHIT LOG IN THAT PICTURE. HULK IN PAIN.

Probably when she cried poor mouth to her fans for $100,000.