Move on dot org, already.

Amelie is just in the pocket of the crepe lobby. I know I'm being manipulated, but I still want crepes!

What record? People really have Permanent Records? Is that food fight from third grade on it? Anyone?

That's because he never existed. Cameron is substantionally crazier than she seems.

Tom Hanks killed my partner.

Top 20? You can name 20 movies from 2002 offhand that are better than this one, and you still like it?

I just looked up this person, and this movie is the only thing she's been in that I've heard of. So I guess what I'm saying is, you have a weird notion of "everything."

"Ordering red meat" is slang for dumping sulphuric acid on his crotch.

Why don't you relax, have a cup of coffee, and tell me the difference between white people dancing and black people dancing?

It just means processed meats.

What?

I absorb all my behavior placement from Mad Men.

Dewey Cox was indeed hilarious. Who doesn't like that movie? Speak up, so I can lambast you.

john barleycorn -

You would love for the Smoke Monster on Lost to see you as Angelina Jolie?

Wait, they can't go faster than lightspeed in Star Wars? So Han Solo was bragging about making the run in only 40 years?

Don't worry. I'm sure there'll be yutes as well.

Seriously, though, the line doesn't make sense even if you retcon the fuck out of it into units of length. A parsec is defined based on Astronomical Units, i.e. the average distance between the Earth and the Sun. (In a right triangle with one angle equal equal to one arc second and one AU as the opposite side, the…

Parsecs are units of sexiness. Han is bragging that he was able to complete the run with only 12 parsecs, since it usually requires seducing a great number of space women, whom he was able to largely avoid. However, he's really bragging in two ways, since the average sexiness is only about 7 parsecs.

I wouldn't participate in this thread with Bea Arthur's dick!