What about violence between women? Meeeoow!

What is going on?

Don't bother. Just wait for the promotional pog for the play about the movie about the blog about the book. And then write a rock opera about your experiences acquiring that pog.

My grandfather used to call all crappy generic knockoffs of anything "radio shack brand." This came up in conversation a lot, as my grandmother generally stubbornly refused to buy anything but, while refusing to acknowledge any flaws therein.

I think WOMBAT predates the internet, much like FUBAR. I've heard wacky engineers call stuff "wombats." No one has ever said "GNOC."

Thanks to your book, Rabin, I always associate your reviews with the fact that you wrote a book.

I don't understand what you're saying, ElDan. That there is no difference in quality among kids' movies, comedies, or summer blockbusters? Isn't that kind of a ridiculous thing to say? And yeah, those people exist, like most of the people who have responded to this thread, including myself. I wouldn't say I'm "on the…

I'm holding out for the Criterion edition.

THERE ARE NO ALIENS IN THE BIBLE
JESUS CAME TO EARTH
THE OTHER STARS AREN'T EVEN REAL HOW COULD LIGHT FROM SOMETHING SUPPOSEDLY AS FAR AWAY AS THAT EVEN GET HERE IN 6000 YEARS SCIENCE DOESN'T KNOW SHIT

I don't understand. You're complaining that there are unresolved plotlines in a pilot episode?

It's called The Real America. Sarah Palin understands it like you and I never will.

How would Don Draper market I Love You, Beth Cooper?

The valedictorian at my high school paid me to add some jokes to his speech. He thought they were hilarious, but his delivery was terrible. Made Chuck Schumer laugh, though.

Blort.

Come on, designers. Surely you can come up with a less aerodynamic shape than that. Maybe something that tows a parachute at all times?

It is neat that they apparently can't feel better about themselves without dragging other people down. "Thin people are icky! Who wants to look at a twig? REAL women are fatasses!" Kind of seems counter to the supposed spirit of acceptance or whatever.

Perhaps some twink/bear combination?

The easiest devices to insert in the anus are also the easiest to drop and break! Catch-22!

I'd totally buy a Kindle if they cost 1/10th as much, and I could toss them around as much as I do paper books without having to worry about it. Get to work on that, engineering.

[Skinner walks into the kitchen and returns to the dining room.]
Seymour Skinner: Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.
Superintendent Chalmers: Yes, I should be— Good lord, what is happening in there?
Seymour Skinner: Aurora Borealis?
Superintendent Chalmers: Aurora Borealis? At…