She said, "What are you doing?" and I replied, "Adjusting your BREASTS."

Top Gun 2: Electric Topaloo and the Burden of Youth

If Gary is the "armpit of America" then St. Louis is most assuredly the crotch.

Celebrities is season one include:
Scott Baio, who? who? who? who? Princess Leia!? Sweet! Who? Rue McClanahan, who? who? who? who? who? Tom Arnold, who? who? who? who? who? etc…

No, it's whether or not he needs to get breast reduction surgery. I say go for it.

ditto.

Before judging O'Rourke, read the infamous Car and Driver "trip to Mexico" article…whether i agree with him or not, that whole deal cracked me up terminally, yo. TERMINALLY.

If Will Smith got his kid the Karate Kid not-remake, what remake is Peter North's son not going to do?

Taste tests
Should be done in an all-video format henceforth. It is far more entertaining than reading about it.

Bravo
You can only be annoyed by a reality reunion show IF YOU ARE WATCHING A REALITY REUNION SHOW. How do you think a person becomes a human-shaped pile of "duh"? Watching bravo!

Only the bad ones. The good ones go up in the sk-y? sheesh.

Don't feel bad Kyle…
I hypothesize that the emotional peak is capitalizing substantially not on the romance alone, but on a carefully constructed acceleration of emotional manipulation as lives are increasingly lost. In other news, some AV Club writers correctly grasp that the Q&A's are an opportunity for us lowly…

Ha!
The cane and the handicapped comment made me laugh out loud. Bravo. This is infinitely more tolerable than savage love…

He dinna! He wrrote aboot Revenge of the Pank Pantherr. And he dinna say et. He wrrote et. Ha!

Ah, I am impressed by the dimensions of geniusery and raw brilliance. All i know is that I saw a book called Total Recall by Piers Anthony at Borders yesterday, dammit.

Ah, I am impressed by the dimensions of geniusery and raw brilliance. All i know is that I saw a book called Total Recall by Piers Anthony at Borders yesterday, dammit.

I didn't think PhilDick
wrote Total Recall. Or maybe he did. I am pretty sure it was Piers Anthony. Or Peirs Anthony. Whichever you please. Ha!

I think IWTOP would be better…
If the victim, um, VIEWER were not able to use the words "the reviewers were right." I know it would be a pain in the (neck), but of course that many reviewers were right. I'm just sayin'.