Friends has some great disastrous Thanksgiving eps too. "Got the ke-eys?"

Did they originally make contact through Facebook? I was trying to remember that detail. And like…don't you need wi-fi to use Skype??? They deliberately made a point of saying the house had no wi-fi, but then the Skype calls were a huge part of the plot. I just…

Lukas died in the same accident that disfigured his mother
Was it the same one? I was wondering that. If so, that implies that it happened fairly recently and makes her kind of tough-love "he needs to accept it already" attitude a lot different and more cruel. There were those shots in the beginning of the brothers…

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I do find it interesting that this movie appears to be extremely similar to 50 Shades of Grey, except this one is actually, deliberately meant to be seen as dangerous and abusive rather than sexy.

Are you suggesting that you didn't love the Def Comedy Jam-level brilliance of Marky-Mark talking to a plastic plant?

she responds with the obvious answer that the viewer probably hasn’t had time to think of: “Those aren’t your grandparents.”
Yep, that's pretty much what happened to me. I was totally on some kind of Hansel and Gretel track and was convinced the mother had placed a curse on them or something before leaving all those…

It actually did, yes. I'm almost positive the whole 'little white boy who wants to be a rapper' subplot was supposed to be legitimately funny, and I did not find it so, at all.

Well, I assume he'll have something to do with the Lord of Light crowd. After all, they've got fire in their bellies and great big shoes on their feet!

Yeah, I dunno. B+ is a little generous. I feel like we're seriously treading water here — Bill's jealous of Gini's man-friend and is going to insane passive-aggressive lengths to split them up because he's emotionally stunted (and, ya know, married) and can't just say it already; Gini's in an ill-advised and kind of…

Oh, that's perfect. I was wondering what that piece was and also definitely thought of Eyes Wide Shut in that profoundly creepy coda scene, so well done yet again, show.

I haven't been able to find it in my heart to forgive QT for calling this his worst film. I just…can't.

Writer and @Midnight staffer Demi Adejuyigbe
Hey now! And noted Gilmore Guy! Respect it!

On the one hand, I despise this 'let's obsessively comb through someone's Internet past in the active hopes of finding something shitty to nail them on, because it's really fun to feel superior' trend. But on the other…like, is it that hard not to be an asshole? Really? Is it??

When I watched it I definitely thought she'd done it to herself and was waiting for Hannibal (and Will) to arrive, at which point she'd sort of present the scene as a compromise/peace offering to save her own life and as sort of a parallel to the S2 finale and her life with him in Europe. Like "I'm willing to indulge s…

reading books by Ike Zimmerman, the novelist played by Jonathan Pryce in Listen Up Philip.
Oh Lord, I'm glad I didn't notice that, because I found Philip to be insufferable and this one to be pretty great, and that indulgent little detail might've hurt it for me. Elisabeth Moss' performance is just delightfully…

I mean, yeah, she probably wouldn't have believed him if he'd just casually said "btw there's a curse on you now"…but he's already passed it on by that point; his being absurdly determined to convince her, rather than just -peace out and leave her to be killed, implies that he cares about her in a meaningful way. And…

I must say I agree. I found the tone and the creeping dread incredibly effective (seriously, it was weeks before I stop fretting that the tall dude was in my apartment every night), but there were definitely some elements that were odd and illogical enough to be distracting. Why did he have to chloroform and tie her…

Seriously, I legit flinched at that headline. RocknRolla! Control! Dead Man's Shoes! The East! Anything but F4, for god's sake.

I think I love the draft-card theory best because, like…