And "modern hucksterism." Which is a great band name.

instead of a creepy stalker clumsily knifing a lady who wasn’t into him.
Let's not forget that that's basically the idea of the Katrina/Abraham fiasco. He was into her, she dissed him, so he…became a headless undead servant of the underworld. I mean, it's a big leap from A to B, but I like the message that entitled…

Ilana would love that. "I thought you got SVU'd!"

Ilana tracking Abbi by tasting the Yoo-Hoo off a bodega floor.

I was really hoping this would finally be L'Année de Schoenaerts, as he has like six things coming out in 2015, but as this one kinda sucks and A Little Chaos just got randomly pulled from its US release date, my plan is not going well so far. :(

I was totally distracted by the way she was looking about 100 feet to the right of Just Keep Simmons when giving her "I am a 47-year-old woman!" line. I have yet to find her funny, ever.

I don't even watch The Knick, but I'm 1000% certain Andre Holland deserves better than this. "L-Oeze" is all I am gonna say here. Just…wow.

Yup, just had a birthday recently. (I know this because my mother is — to use Tumblr parlance — a stan of his.)

I partially blame the critics who absolutely lost their minds over the first season (well, the first 13 eps) and raved about how important and groundbreaking it all was, but in the end it's still the fault of the writers who took those comments way too much to heart and went "you know, we ARE that awesome and…

Worst because while the show took gay bullying seriously, it still said horrible things about Lauren's weight, Mercedes' and Tina's race, Unique's gender, etc

Upvote for "box of angry spiders and glass shards." That sounds like a Sue-ism from back when they actually gave her hilarious lines and non-stupid plots.

Uh, am I the only one who did a huge Troy Barnes elated 8D smile upon seeing this grade? I haven't watched in three years and yet I am so happy with this. Or maybe "and therefore."

I don't know what I'm going to be saying more often: "Peace, mortals!" or Jaime's despairing "ay, fuck me," but it's probably a tie. This show is gold.

Well, we knew a Hawley-backstory episode wasn't going to go well. Though for a moment I genuinely thought they might actually kill him off in a Nikki-and-Paolo sort of way — this show is clearly not at all above fanservice, as evidenced by the karaoke scenes. (Which were admittedly super-cute. Go track down My Last…

Not just "Perfume by," but "Featured insects in order of appearance"! Those were the best credits I've seen since Love is Strange and its "Dungeons and Dragons Consultant."

Well, I've seen a lot of unfavorable comparisons to Peter Sellers (i.e., "it's like a sucky version of Peter Sellers"), and Austin Powers is clearly Sellers-inspired to some degree, so…make of that what you will.

…so that they can make love, in my opinion. I was too distracted by Root/Shaw to see it at first, but my god, some of those final scenes with those two were just a LOT.

Eh, I'm not sure you're supposed to follow it. I consider it to be in that Lebowski category of 'the screwy mystery plot barely matters; just be amused at the characters and the banter.'

Really??? It gets a B?? I'm a diehard longtime [and long-suffering, as of late] crazy Depp fangirl, and even I think that's super-generous. I don't mind silly, but the jokes just did not work for me. The mustache thing wasn't nearly funny enough to be such a weirdly important plot point…and the cheese thing, and Paul…

Sound of My Voice. There's so totally more story there!