Wh…I mean, "#DrunkTank." It's right there. Did they seriously not think of that?

After last week's S@B I certainly wouldn't have thought I'd laugh a lot at this one, but I did. So many great lines! "I'm huge in Iceland!" "We'd like to buy some weed, please." "Mama needs to dance." ("I thought your name was Miles.") "It is, but I'm reinventing myself." Even just Emmett's brief "Sure, sweetheart"…

I think the most intolerable part (in a sea of intolerable parts) for me was the Comic-Con scene which featured a ton of people in totally generic, non-specific cosplay. I'm guessing that they didn't have licensing rights to any famous characters or whatever, but then just…don't include that scene. Especially when it…

I really think they wrote themselves into a corner on that one, particularly with the detail about her keeping tabs on Bay for all those years. Maybe they should have just had Regina refuse to believe the test and just stayed in denial about not being Daphne's biological mother for all those years — it would've been…

No! No good luck to Hunter! Fall in a well, Hunter! A well made of FIRE!

“This is all your fault.” Oh, Daphne.

Bay getting angry at Daphne for taking the SAT was not a great moment for her.

Kind of like how in Veep terms, real-life Jonahs think they're Dans?

MALLARD!

"What? Andy, what should I tell them?" "TELL THEM I'M FLOATING AWAY, OBVIOUSLY!"

Yeah, he's said it in more than one interview. And I go "awww" every time. Which is why this movie & I deserve each other.

Funny, but invalid until Richard Ayoade weighs in.

That's what I find so fascinating about this whole thing! I read the book between seasons, and I swear, book!Piper is just pilot!Piper throughout the whole thing. The book really seemed to be missing that degree of wryness and slight mockery of its main character(s) and her (their) naivete, and the depiction of Larry…

Vee's deliberate destruction of the Poussey/Taystee friendship was every bit as unforgivable to me as the manipulation of Suzanne. Both very strategic moves, but beyond cruel.

I still quote "I Braveheart" whenever possible, along with "Unshun / reshun." But does it bother anyone else that that's not how Netflix works?? When you return something, it doesn't go to the bottom of your queue, for heaven's sake. That is FALSE.

I totally noticed that and it made my heart grow three sizes. More scenes of Emmett and Travis as bros, please!

Yeah, I thought it worked in broad terms, but in the details it was clunky — like, she can try to get a scholarship and/or also get a part-time job or a work study position, and then J&K can help with the remainder. That seems like a reasonable compromise, but I guess that would get in the way of the central conflict.

Weirdly, all I can think of is the outtakes from Rush Hour: "Fifty million dollars?! Man, who you think you kidnapped, Chelsea Grammer? (cut) Man, who you think you kidnapped, Kelsey Clinton?"

Her line about wanting guy/guy porn because "it's hot" and she doesn't want to be "exploiting women and shit" was the greatest thing ever.

Incredibly vague spoiler for penultimate episode: I am resolved to find reason in my life to quote "I will stand on a bitch's head!" I died laughing.