I absolutely, totally thought that crazy other dean character was Jim Rash in a wig and a beard. Oops.

#JUSTICE4DEB

still can't get over him unironically using that as an excuse. As if we don't get enough of that from Ryan Murphy.

While I heartily appreciate the Marie Antoinette shout-out (and historical clarification), the episode title is "And the Wedding Cake Cake Cake," according to both the CBS website and the show's pattern (it's always [2 Broke Girls] "And The ______"). And I assume that's also a Rihanna reference. Because being reminded…

The last line he said did lapse into Scottish, to my ear, but the first few were quite good.

Definitely felt more like a mid-season finale; I agree. I kinda liked the flashback structure, but I just can't believe we're doing both (a) 'oh, look, a safe place where we can finally rest and make a home! …oh, wait, jk, actually it's fucking horrible' and (b) '[character] finally Crosses The Line into soulless…

t's not just that they're disagreeing, it's that (in some cases) they're basically dismissing her opinions entirely in a condescending sort of way so they can carry on railing about how offensive this show is. I mean, it has its flaws, to be sure, but I deeply loathe that "everything is problematic and if you like it…

I knew Tumblr and other similar places would turn on this show eventually because it's apparently uncool to like anything for too long, but I didn't think it'd be this soon. I must say I find it kind of gross that the actress herself is clearly, intelligently and wittily explaining why Bev's death made sense in…

People are FREAKING OUT about this in my corner(s) of the Internet and I'm…kind of stunned that anyone's taking it seriously. This show is known for its rather vivid dream sequence and forays into people's minds, namely Will's, and NBC is known for its wildly misleading promos. Like…really? Hannibal & Alana have had a…

having sex in 40 degree weather next to a dead fish.

I thought so too, but then they seemed fine this week; I don't think they could've gone back to being friends that rapidly. The cuteness of the stakeout scene (the beginning of it, anyway) is precisely why I didn't want them to get together in the first place—they had a great friendship and we already knew she would…

It was like Switched at Birth's PG-rated version of a Hannibal murder scene.

Right?? Obviously it's someone's grave. And why doesn't Flounder have to take any flack on this one?

OK, I haven't watched this show in ages, but from what I'm seeing on Tumblr…so…Fox still doesn't know what scissoring is, I guess? Because I can't fathom how that line (and past ones like it) got in there unless the execs are truly some "'Ménage à trois'! I bet that means 'you're the most'"-level dumbasses.

Well, in the words of Stephen Colbert addressing his hostage Vince Gilligan, KEEP TYPING, BITCH!

I was kind of doing that with Hostages! My faves were the one where the reviewer just descended into Angrish. "I don't even—that doesn't MAKE ANY S—like, fucking…what…"

Well, I'm sure Ryan Murphy will handle the "sideshow freaks" aspect with his usual intelligence, tact and originality.

I kind of rolled my eyes at that, to be honest. Yes, it's a valid question in a relationship, but has she even officially 'picked' him?? It's a little weird to go right to that issue when they haven't even figured out how to date yet. And girlfriend's made bad decisions in that department before, let's be real. I know…

Yeah, Mr. White! Yeah Fs!!

Much like the interns on Grey's Anatomy [yes, I am drawing that parallel, deal with it], I don't bother getting attached to new characters on this show until they've survived, like, a solid season. There's just no point. It'll just end in tears and/or facepalms.