OK, but how could Jen not notice all of "Tony's" tattoos? You'd think she would have mentioned it to Joan to aid in her search. And more to the point, why didn't we get to meet Tony, the photojournalist from Long Island? We already know that JLM can be rather hilarious with the accents; that would've been fun. And why…

Giancarlo ships it so hard, it's amazing. He's always bringing it up in interviews. As if I needed reason to love him even more.

Two moments I deeply adore in "Keg! Max!": (a) the way Jess kind of nuzzles his face into Rory's hand when she touches him in Kyle's bedroom. It's kind of heartbreaking, somehow. And (b) Zach's exclamation of "Bogus!" when Dean and Jess knock over the band equipment during their fight. I laugh every time.

See, I didn't even blink. I was like "he looks like that, and he's all sad and soulful and needs rescuing. Makes sense to me!" Possibly I have been reading too much fanfic.

I'm frankly astounded that we escaped a fart joke there.

Yeah, that was weird. Especially followed by Sheldon saying ethnic humor was "the best kind of humor"—like, I assumed the joke there was that Sheldon's comedy-incompetent ("heh-heh, humorous wordplay") so obviously ethnic humor actually isn't the best kind at all…except this show makes use of it all the damn time,…

Assuming it was a heterosexual date, I feel very very bad for the dude. That's, er, a tough act to follow.

No mention of Tobin? And Michel's hilariously unfounded Michael-to-Toby-esque grudge against him? I always found that character amusing, mostly because of how he randomly appears and disappears.

I've got to go with "Agents Stark and Banner." I shoulda known Dean shipped Science Bros.

"There's a demon inside you and you're going to your safety school." "WHAT?!" remains one of my favorite mean jokes from last year.

Didn't the Smash writers have to post a clear plot synopsis of this mess online because it made no sense on the show?? I mean, I was only half paying attention by that point, but I seem to recall that it was the fake-Broadway version of Calvinball; every week they just added a random new song and plot element. God…

Also tape and a shower loofah. I dearly hope there's a master list somewhere.

Frankly I just kinda wanted to see Amy fangirling over an infamously wet-shirted Colin Firth and Sheldon being confused by it.

Well, true; the show has never had a reasonable view of Kurt either, probably because he's Ryan Murphy's author avatar and is therefore without flaws. Finn's reaction was kind of obnoxious—he passively went along with everything and then blew up at him rather than just saying "I'm not really comfortable with this, but…

I have to disagree that Burt sort of retconning the "faggy" scene was good character development—it's normal for loved one to agonize over the bad times and wish they'd never happened/blame themselves when someone dies, sure, but let's be real: Cory was a lovely person, but Finn was pretty terrible, and all the more…

I've thought Ryan Murphy was basically pure evil for some time now, but not inviting Dianna back for this episode was just the absolute limit. Finn and Quinn were pretty terrible together, admittedly, but they were a big part of the first season and, more importantly, they were co-stars and friends in real life. To…

That was the greatest thing in the world. If they mentioned Luther on SVU I'd go back to watching full-time, I swear. Despite the fake Rihannas and the monkey basketball and all the rest of that hot mess.

Wow, these lies right now. Scott Buck and Sara Colleton and Co. have been giving interviews for weeks now about how they carefully thought out the finale and totally discussed the idea of killing him but decided not to because his living in misery was way more powerful and it was the best idea ever and obviously…

I may have gotten that line slightly wrong, but I know he said "someone drank it" and I laughed a lot.

Oh man, I saw it coming and it was still so sad. I was sure Knox was going to kill Eddie (and possibly make it look like suicide), but then as soon as he wrote out the note and fixed his tie I just knew it. I will sorely miss his occasional sass ("why is all the vodka gone?" "Somevon drank it") and his wonderful and…