I love all of Luke's rants, but the one about his dream of being smothered as Jess sits in the corner "laughing and putting gel in [his] hair with a switchblade!!" kills me every single time. I'm chortling just typing that.

Oh, good, I'm glad I'm not the only one who was unclear about some of the non-Shakespearean bits and how the scenes all fit together. I thought I was just dim, especially since I saw it back-to-back with Rosalinda—I assumed they were in the same universe, so to speak, but then I saw that the characters' names were…

"Let me teach you CPR"?? That's about as smooth as "oh, you have an eyelash" as far as incredibly obvious make-out moves. Fuck's sake. And I rolled my eyes so hard at "I was at this floating market in Bangkok…" He really is a Manic Pixie Dream Dude. I highly resent that this show is making me hate the one Brit, as…

Apparently Aaron Sorkin writes for ABC Family now!

Sigh, probably. Which sucks because, like, really? Another person in Deb's life whom she trusts and who's gonna turn out to be a nut? Then again, this show is notorious for throwing in supporting characters who ultimately have nothing to do with the plot (Isaak comes to mind), so maybe he's just there for the hell of…

Considering the whole longtime "born in blood" Dexter/Harrison parallels and stuff, the Popsicle reveal was such a cheap shot. New!Harrison is kinda cute, but still.

Maybe it's just because I'm an ignorant American, but the idea that there is such a thing as a "football voice" made me laugh and laugh and laugh and then laugh some more.

OK, best-worst line had to be Dexter's VO: "Have a good day…at the mall." Best-best had to be Vogel's "well, that was interesting." Heh. Though I fear that Vogel will be about as helpful to Deb as Hannibal is to Will on that show—and on that note, I almost woke up my roommate three rooms away with my loud cackling at…

Yeah, I was wondering that too. The lingering shot of him lying dead made me sure I was supposed to know him, but…

He's definitely not awful, but he's kinda phoning it in, which is all the writing really demands. After just watching the most recent episode of "Luther" last night, I found that sort of jarring.

Basic is definitely the word. He wasn't actively bad, but he was rather boring and definitely not the most interesting character.

Headcanon accepted.

Richard: Cranking Metallica? If that’s some sort of drug reference, it isn’t funny.

I actually kinda covet Rory's rose shirt (despite the fact that my name is Rose and wearing it would be kind of obnoxious).

You know, the weirdest thing about the Lane/Mrs. Kim relationship to me is the way Lane, like, doesn't seem to hate her at all. Obviously she rebels and talks about how her life is small and restricted and boring and everything, and yet she always seems to love her mother and never directly insults her or anything. [SP…

And yet he somehow has "twelve brothers and sisters" we've never met! I guess we're supposed to assume that was a lie just to make Jackson feel bad, but it's kind of startling.

Okay, I really liked this episode for many reasons, but I really have to wonder if the moral of the story was supposed to be "see, it's good that Regina didn't tell anyone about the switch, because everyone's lives would have sucked if she had!" I really cannot get behind that. I hate to agree with John on anything,…

Are we allowed to say "banging" on ABC Family?! I was clutching my pearls for a second there.

"She's got paint on her overalls, what is that?!"

I was baffled when Dexter didn't flat-out ask her if she'd killed him when he went to talk to her about it, but then I realized several scenes later that we were supposed to believe he hadn't considered it at all and was genuinely shocked when it was her blood, and…come the fuck on. Who else could it have been? But…