Yeah, that kinda ruined him forever for me. Love Edward Herrmann and all, but that was appallingly cruel.

"You stepped on it when it was still drying, three kids saw you!!" That was in 2x08, when everyone was yelling at Luke about Jess' antics. I'm looking forward to reading the review of that one in a few weeks, because it'll give me a chance to say that while Luke is supposed to have spent his entire life in tiny Stars…

I just rewatched it the other day and I was pulling my hair out that they kept calling it "Old English"—like, "hwaet!" and stuff—when 19th century is, like, Jane Austen time. I find all the "dorky small town stuff" episodes totally charming, but that was so wildly inaccurate that I just wanted to cry. /nerd

I was definitely thinking that upon my recent rewatch—in the inn, maybe, but ALL over Stars Hollow?? Sheesh.

For one horrifying second I thought Charlotte Something was going to bring out Jay's 50-year-old son or something (possibly inspired by my double viewing of Iron Man 3—"Please tell me there's not a 13-year-old kid in the car I've never met"), just because it's a season finale and that might be the kind of crazy shit…

I honestly had to stop and think for several seconds about who you meant. Whoops. Didn't miss her at all.

(Well, this escalated quickly.) I found this interview:

I still refuse to believe this, though I've heard it several times too. Is there any concrete proof?? I mean, any sizzle reels of them throwing things at each other or something?

Ugh, she's the worst. I was totally on Jess' side later in "That'll Do, Pig," when she's being unspeakably annoying at the winter carnival. "It's like having Stuart Little jammed in your ear."

I'm not a Sam/Dean person, but good Lord, do I get where they're coming from. The writers (and actors) bring this stuff upon themselves, really; that scene with the "you'll die!" / "so??" was so damn emotional.

Could be worse—if you read Television Without Pity, you know what I mean.

I agree that it's just won too many times at this point, but consider this: every time it wins, Glee loses. And the Glee fans positively rage about this and that is hilarious.

Oh my god, yes, this movie. I was totally waiting for Gabe on The Office to say "smells like bisque" at some point.

DO YOU WANT ME TO HOLE-PUNCH YOUR FACE?

Well, no, Ferdinand was doing all the shrieking, but I don't have a lot of eel-related material and I must make do.

You hear that, princess? Those are the shrieking eels!

“I am not your mate.” Sexual tension!
UH, SERIOUSLY. And I am sorry [no I'm not], and I know the Hook/Bae plot was supposed to be a father/son thing…but it really played like a tragic romance to me, with the "I can change FOR YOU" and all that. I know, creepy age difference, but isn't this show really all about the…

Oh, thank God. I mean, I wasn't desperate to know or anything, but I've been confused since day one if we were supposed to know what the hell that show was about, or if they were just basically Calvinballing it and throwing random numbers at us in various episodes. I feel better now.

My caption on Hulu claimed it was "Bare It."

Why was Tom's bow tie untied for the entire revue scene? That was distracting. Is that some hipster fashion statement I'm unaware of?