It really is. The dawning realization of what she's gotten into…

It really is. The dawning realization of what she's gotten into…

Look, he was a boy and she was a girl, can I make this joke any more obvious?

Look, he was a boy and she was a girl, can I make this joke any more obvious?

"That one didn't count."

"That one didn't count."

Yeah, I was in high school…er…longer than six years ago, but we watched it in English class. Hell, I think my mom watched it in grad school, which was earlier than that.

Yeah, I was in high school…er…longer than six years ago, but we watched it in English class. Hell, I think my mom watched it in grad school, which was earlier than that.

As Oy?

As Oy?

Aww that's cute, though.

Aww that's cute, though.

Well, I'm in. Ashamed and tired, but in.

Well, I'm in. Ashamed and tired, but in.

Dust off your goggles and your bustle, Becky Thatcher!

Dust off your goggles and your bustle, Becky Thatcher!

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING

The inevitable movie adaptation of Little Vampire Women?

The inevitable movie adaptation of Little Vampire Women?