This made me laugh so hard that I think I injured myself.

Everybody Loves Scrotemand

"The Bad Man" really is a disappointly lame name for an evil supernatural Appalachian folklore figure. I would have expected something more like "the Dicklick Boogens." Or "the Stanky Ripper."

I do love that line from the MST3K Pod People.

I rewatched The Fog last year & will agree that I still consider it 2nd tier Carpenter, below Halloween and The Thing, but find it higher up the 2nd tier than I had before. It was haunting, scary, well-shot, and had a lot of good peformances. Also there is the weirdness that Jamie Lee Curtis might be playing her same…

Yeah I probably like Devil's Backbone slightly more than Pan's Labyrinth, though both are masterpieces. I consider Devil's Backbone a bit less relentless and more rewatchable though.

Perhaps not the greatest loss, as I think there are pretty much just two things on tonight:
1) jack, and 2) shit

Well, it doesn't make me NOT want to watch it…

I would put Aaron Burr (possibly shooting Alexander Hamilton) on the ten.

Also Sally Hawkins really is a powerhouse. I am generally pretty "meh" on latter-day Woody but I am excited for this.

There is a great bit on the DVD commentary for "Wedding Crashers" where Vince Vaughn talks about working with Walken. In one scene their characters are talking and instead of saying his line, Walken just stared intensely at Vaughn. Vaughn says that when his character visibly flinches that wasn't acting, he really…

The one thing I didn't like in this episode was the reveal that the female reporter was able to escape poverty and pregnancy on the border because she is a lesbian. Seriously, that was her only chance? Being a lesbian I guess got her a scholarship to UT? That seems silly and maybe even a little offensive to me.

I enjoyed the misdirection that Marco's wife feels threatened by him partnering with a hot blonde detective, but no really don't worry about that. Though he is fucking an also hot brunette ranch owning widow!

And if I had to do it all over again, I'd still murder those astronauts. Wouldn't you??

"That was so bad I think it gave me cancer!"

Yes, @avclub-1b1f9a3e639ecc53f335314fc9d8403b:disqus , Lifetime Originals, I've seen a few. Thank you both for robbing me of whatever tiny shred of dignity I might have had left by making me admit that, and for giving me encouragment to further elaborate on my opinion about them. Obviously they vary in quality, I…

That's what she said!
(Did I do that right?)

Kill: netflix
Love: waffles
Fuck: John Wilkes Booth

At least Lifetime, based on its track record, can be trusted to execute this adaptation with a degree of ineptitude that might somewhat mitigate the awful exploitative creepiness of the books.

"Bananas" for me.