I have to admit that I thought she and Christine Cavanaugh were the same person all this time.

I ran a study once where I compared people's moral assessments of three hypothetical people: A, who cares about helping others and ends up doing some good and is also a perfect human being, B, who cares about helping others and ends up doing some good but is not a perfect human being, and C, who doesn't care and…

You're missing the biggest thing: What the hell do the zombies here want?

Y'know what would fix both comment sections and South Park? If there was a law that made it so no one could make any sort of message, joking or not, where the point is "That person is a hypocrite."

El-P is fine as a rapper. Perfectly okay. But I spent half of this video being frustrated that Mike wasn't rapping. Dude is the best around, right now.

It's more the weird little asides about him being an annoying performer generally.

Christ, we're backlashing Neil Patrick Harris now? I feel like that's the official point when you just gotta take a step back and drink some herbal tea or something.

I miss 12 Oz. Mouse.

" The show is goofy, exploitative trash, but at this point, what’s wrong with that? Fox also feigned noble intentions, but it was necessary back when reality television was in its toddling phase and there was a starker division between the public and the private. By now we’re inured to cannibalistic reality…

The damn problem with the WWE is that it's organized in a terrible way to do serial storytelling, but an amazing way to keep from having your on-air talent being able to join a union. It's all about "elevating" individual cast members, and NOT about the ways those cast members can play roles that fit into an ongoing…

If any rapper ever DIDN'T need R&B singers on his tracks, it's Nas. He's absolutely the number one best of all time at rapped hooks.

See, I haven't met Bill Murray, but I HAVE met Etan Coen. My Hollywood anecdotes suck.

Whatever you think of Garfield's comic strip, Lorenzo Music was classic and indelible as his voice actor. Bill Murray was pretty much the only top-name actor who could be similar enough, and I like to think that his respect for an old comedy journeyman led him to accept the part.

I've heard from more than one source that the best rap in the world right now is coming out of French-speaking Africa, but I can't really confirm that.

Hey, I like Lady Sovereign.

Also, isn't this just a Dr. John riff that Beck sampled?

So, 1995, then.

Because it's funny, and if you didn't find it funny, then there's nothing we can say that will convince you it is, so why are you even asking?

What year did you turn 12?

….the deadpan jokes and the under-delivery.