If you're being ironic, you don't NECESSARILY mean it.

The only damn difference between ironic sexism and real sexism is that when it's ironic, you have a built-in defense from criticism.

I wanted Hathaway to just stand there and say, "I just want to see if those cowards are going to Jaws me."

It's funny because only a really brave edgy person would make a joke about Jews running Hollywood!

uh, and now the moderator's started making jokes by simultaneously posting two comments that say the opposite thing.  I think we're being fucked with.

I think it's just a timing thing.  If the moderator catches it immediately, it'll go up.

He likes boobies, and apparently "Some people have bulimia!" counts to him as a punchline.

ohhhhhh man these oscars sure are taking them smug visual effects people down a peg!!!

also wait wait wait wait.  This show has an evil religious leader named Billy GRIMM???

She Watch Channel Zero: Finally, 'Shut up, bitch, I'm watching the game!' is presented as the wonderful anti-racism statement that it truly is.

Holy shit, I would love to hear the story of anyone insane enough to insure Bruce Lee.

YEAH!!!  and how come you PARK on a DRIVEway and DRIVE on a PARKway??????

I feel so bad for the hesitant one!  Come on, buddy!  It's okay!

At LEAST Beyonce is doing something.  With Rihanna, or J-Lo, or Britney Spears, sometimes I wonder why these people get top billing when all they did was like sing one line into a microphone and let the produce splice it into his song a million times.  It's like giving whoever said "Funk soul brother" top billing for…

"I think he mentions raping people a lot, but I wasn't really paying attention to what he was saying.  One time, I think he rhymed 'pussy' with 'pussy.'  Whatever, lyrics aren't important to rap music!  8.8" — Pitchfork

I will watch literally anything with Charles S. Dutton in it.

It's COTTON TAILS??

@i_hate_you_carl_monday:disqus  Oh, if you've seen Tin Tin, you know what I'm talking about.  Tin Tin is pretty surely worse, actually.

Just a little bit of a heads up?  You're going to run into some kinda sorta super racist stuff.

Bonkers, however, did have an awesome theme song.