"A libertarian is just a republican who doesn't believe in God."

The thing is, there's no joke.  No, I take it back: there's two jokes.

No one likes to be made fun of as much as they like the other guy to be made fun of.  
But, just going by base correlations, liberals probably would be more okay with it than conservatives, because liberals tend to be a little more open to opposing viewpoints in general.And there's definitely history of that.  It was…

Here's the problem, which Rabin nailed.  At its heart, crusading liberals want things to be fair and they want the suffering to be helped.  There's zeal and there's particular idiosyncratic methods that can be made fun of, but it is really, really difficult to mock the values of equality and care.
Conservatives, on the…

There is one point South Park ever makes.  That point is "Celebrities shouldn't be allowed to make any sort of statements, unless those celebrities are the creators of South Park."

Whoa, we are in full-on Reddit freak-out mode right now.

Ayamanut, to what extent are you consciously aware that you're vociferously and repeatedly defending NOT getting a woman's explicit consent before doing something sexual to her?

Really?  No rap at all?

I meant more the shape of the face and frozen expression.

Or if you're five, which is how old many people were when they saw Gremlins.

Or if you're five, which is how old many people were when they saw Gremlins.

Or if you're five, which is how old many people were when they saw Gremlins.

Or if you're five, which is how old many people were when they saw Gremlins.

Good lord was Mama ever a shitty movie.  I got so bored, I started just making a list of other horror movies it ripped off.  It was a long list.

http://www.jstor.org/discov…

You know, I hate hecklers, too.  But can we drop this bullshit about comedians being some kind of angelic force of truth-telling and goodness in the universe, spreading messages that would otherwise go untold and censored in our cruel society?  Because it's bullshit.  No one has EVER been convinced of ANYTHING by a…

Hey!  Didja know that women who are as smart as men aren't really all that smart, but make up for it with sex appeal (but not enough to avoid being humiliated at the end)?

Hey!  Didja know that women who are as smart as men aren't really all that smart, but make up for it with sex appeal (but not enough to avoid being humiliated at the end)?

You are misplacing the fulcrum, if that's what you think, but in any case: Crystal has hosted the Oscars like what, ten times?  And most recently this past year?  So: producers of one of the biggest TV events of the year (even now, almost nothing else counts as a big primetime event) still choose him to be the face of…

You are misplacing the fulcrum, if that's what you think, but in any case: Crystal has hosted the Oscars like what, ten times?  And most recently this past year?  So: producers of one of the biggest TV events of the year (even now, almost nothing else counts as a big primetime event) still choose him to be the face of…