I thought for a second that this was Lena Dunham trashing Taylor Swift, leading me to think "The AV Club has chosen between its two golden girls."

Boo hoo. Some of these are legitimately offensive (fuck off if you call me a "princess"), but the rest of these just seem like mistakes that someone made. Who cares if people don't recognize you as a writer for Rolling Stone at first? At the end of the day, you're STILL writing for Rolling Stone. Get over yourself.

Why did you move away? You had a perfectly good Wawa!

Not everyone has a Wawa. Check your Philly privilege.

Emile Hirsch is just trying to reclaim his roots as an Appalachian coal miner, obviously.

Breaking news: women have chins and noses.

Wow…that's pretty ridiculous.

Wait…how was Frozen eligible for a 2015 Grammy? It came out in 2013.

Amy Schumer was one of those comedians that I wasn't expecting to like because I thought she would be just like Whitney Cummings.

I guess I'm kind of in the minority of people here who would actually love to see a film adaptation of The Sandman. If you don't like it, just stick to the comics. No biggie.

I also love Mulaney's stand up, but hated the show. Which is weird, because most of the jokes in the show are from his stand up routine.

Dammit, AV Club. Tumblr is not a source!

I was so happy once they got rid of Mischa Barton. She was the worst actress. I wasn't expecting Meryl Streep level, but she could have read her lines like an organic being every now and then. That would have been nice.

Really? I thought Naked was the most consistently funny of his books, and I loved Let's Explore Diabetes with Owls (even if it was far different from what I was expecting. His other works are really hit and miss for me, though.

Water store remark!

You can say that again.

Which is a pretty constant problem for me.

Eh, I won't miss it. The fucking click wheel was always a pain in the ass for someone like me who has sweaty hands.

Or because it's a mediocre show that is constantly getting good reviews. You know, like I've said before.

No, it's not because someone else loves it. It's because Community is overrated. I'm constantly hearing about how incredible it is, but it seems just okay. It's no Simpsons or even 30 Rock. However, up to this point, I was just in a state of dislike. This mediocre schlock winning being considered better than Breaking…