She's a dizzy blonde with really large breasts!  He's a Hall of Fame football player who got away with murder - literally!  They fight crime.

Hey, he has mortgage payments on his mansion to make! 

Hey, he has mortgage payments on his mansion to make! 

If all the godlike beings were laid end to end, then Captain Kirk would need at least 10 Stardates worth of shore leave to sleep it off.

If all the godlike beings were laid end to end, then Captain Kirk would need at least 10 Stardates worth of shore leave to sleep it off.

She should go to the free clinic and get a shot, it will clear that right up.

She should go to the free clinic and get a shot, it will clear that right up.

I just couldn't buy the central conceits of the film:

I just couldn't buy the central conceits of the film:

More likely to only last 12 years than to make it for a millenium

More likely to only last 12 years than to make it for a millenium

Stupid sexy Flanders!!!

Stupid sexy Flanders!!!

I'm pretty sure that if you come up with enough money, you can express your love across Rihanna's face, too.

I'm pretty sure that if you come up with enough money, you can express your love across Rihanna's face, too.

Did you mean to type Negative 3,000,000 copies?  Because that sounds about right.  I personally plan to return at least 100K copies of this cover, and demand my nickle back!

Did you mean to type Negative 3,000,000 copies?  Because that sounds about right.  I personally plan to return at least 100K copies of this cover, and demand my nickle back!

What are the "right reasons" to found an escort service?
 
If they aren't "to get money and pussy", then, this just isn't a world I want to live in anymore.  Back to the Cretaceous for me, where it was all about the music, man!

What are the "right reasons" to found an escort service?
 
If they aren't "to get money and pussy", then, this just isn't a world I want to live in anymore.  Back to the Cretaceous for me, where it was all about the music, man!

Overrated.  The Dawes of dinosaurs, IMHO.