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Saw this yesterday
It's a soulless, joyless, and gratingly stupid. It doesn't even qualify as a guilty pleasure, seeing as there's no sex or even a hint of sexuality (only rape and the threat of rape, it seems) and the effects are so cheap it doesn't even surpass the video games it emulates. It makes Drive Angry 3D

MICHAEL HOGAN! Seeing him pop up in Red Riding Hood was the only pleasure I derived from that experience.

What a Duketastrophy!