Lopez Tonight might cause frequent bowel movements and the inability to control them.

Those nasal little brats go on American Idol these days

No, but this movie is every bit as stupefying as anything you can see in any of those places.

Eegah!

not only that, but they show a close-up of the guy's haggard-ass face when the singers goes "They say we're young and we don't know…"

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How bad is Sandra Bullock's southern accent in Blind Side?

You can tell the stage is level if the drummer is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.

Asian-American is the preferred nomenclature.

Yeah I liked the kid in the background dressed up like Joaquin Phoenix.

Wrestling: it only looks gay

I'm picturing Megaweapon.

That guy…
Looks a little like Han Solo.

Well he WAS the baddest motherfucker on basic cable until he totally lost his shit reporting from the Gulf Coast during Katrina.

Of course he did, Gas Bag. That's where the captain's log was kept *rimshot*

SURGE!

Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Was he photoshopped into that picture?

BLAAAAHM CRACK STUNTMAN!

but we all forgot about Johnny Cash and John Ritter when Leni Reifenstahl died