Don't forget references to cruise ships and cabaret.

If this is a success…
Will there be an Army Pete movie?

True to the toys? So to kill the GI Joe team, all you need is a magnifying glass and a hot sunny day.

My nipples explode with delight!

Where can I get me a hipster Halloween costume like this guy is wearing?

@PW—that would mean ZMF finally got that futon.

Just the words ring of fire sounds like how your bootyhole feels after a big mexican dinner and the ensuing diarrhea.

I'd like to meet his tailor.

I thought of him/her too when I saw this article up. Whatever happened to that Giant Sentient Penis of Shaquille O'Neal guy?

But it would mess up his 5-7-5.

The Magic Skin Flute

also obvious
The opera won't be over until the fat lady sings.

My bum is on the Donald!

Hey Dillinger does the Smithsonian really have your deal in a jar of formaldehyde?

You mean Me'shell N'degecocello doesn't work at a Jamba Juice now?

He welcomes everyone to poker night at the rec center.

Mandalorians V. the Uruk Hai

Supposedly LBJ whipped Jumbo out at a staff meeting and proclaimed: I've got the biggest dick in here; we're doing it my way!

Was the McDLT the sammich that they used that Mack Tonight guy to advertise? Or was that trying to make Mickey D's into a destination for fine after-dark dining?

I really like Dougery's pic. Brings back memories of hours wasted playing Final Fantasy on NES.