And here I thought I'd be the first to make a Damon Wayans joke.

All You Need is Kill sounds like a Nic Cage movie, not a Tom Cruise blockbuster.

Lesbian couple? You know Darryl is a man, right?

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I mean, Tara's gay, but I wouldn't say she's prominently gay…

While post-grunge is just as inessential as hair metal, you can't really make that claim. It's pretty much exactly what it says on the tin, wholly derivative of grunge.

It's one of those white people things, like being gluten free or filing your taxes

Honestly Titanic was probably the last we'll ever have of year-long theater runs. 1997 was a very different time, now it is so easy to get televisual content and there is so much of it that I don't think that kind of cultural phenomenon can happen anymore. The amount of niches filled today far surpasses 1997.

I was bored over the holidays at my parents house in rural Wisconsin and caught Avatar on FX. I watched it opening night on the only true 90' IMAX theater in Minnesota and it was amazing, so I wondered how it would fare on a re-watch. And god was it dumb, it's like they pulled the army guy from Small Soldiers, he's…

IT PUTS MR. SOCKO IN ITS MOUTH OR ELSE IT GETS THE HOSE AGAIN

Grizzly Adams did have a beard!

Nobody gets their head exploded by a basketball quite like Anne Ramsey!

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Can I get Dessa's phone number?

"Seven Vedders ahead of us, Jimmy!"

It was probably the worst-written relationship I've ever seen on TV. After they broke up he essentially kidnaps her, she makes him drive her home because he pulled a total busta move and has no value, personality, or positive qualities whatsoever, so he proposes and she says yes. WTF

I think he's realized what a sad, hollow life he's been living and just gets fucked up every day. I used to absolutely hate him but now I feel sorry for him.

You gotta hit the right sweet spot of climate and exposure. Look how much traction that one Twitter girl got with an out-of-context Colbert gag.

The call came from inside the cave!

"That boy ain't right!" — Hank Hitler, 1901