This happened yesterday, not the 80s. It's physically repulsive. I'd rather watch someone give themselves a papercut on their pee-hole

Let's see how the Cowboys do at Lambeau where they won't have Jerry's kids officiating

He's gonna give her the ol' Diamond Joe No-Need-To-Be-Biden-My-Time-Til-She's-18 move

If anyone deserves to be murdered, it's people scavenging in a destroyed city.

BAH GAWD, YOUR HONOR, THE TEXAS RATTLESNAKE JUST GERMAN SUPLEXED THE DEFENDANT THROUGH THE SPANISH STENOGRAPHER'S TABLE!

I don't think Justice is eligible to be inducted yet, their first album only came out like 7 years ago.

Now THIS is podracing!

That didn't come out in 2014

I think this might be the first film to get 4 bags of popcorn

O Sorkin, my Sorkin!

A neckbeard talking about ethics in journalism, that's a new one.

They've changed Robotnik so much they'd have to call it Dr. Eggman's Benign Sign Design

They're just peeved that you can make more money as a mid-tier hooker than a top-tier model.

I think your classmate's sister is either a camgirl or Buzzfeed "contributor"

Dawn of the Dead was way better than mediocre, it was paced and shot brilliantly. The only flak it deserves is for almost single-handedly creating the "zombie genre" which we've all had enough of.

…the tasteful thickness of it…

Yuck.

I have nothing but praise for Benedict Cumberbatch but I'd never call him pretty. Dude looks more like Beta-Ray Bill than Doctor Strange.

Times like this make me wish for the Fringe side-verse, where we'd get the Guillermo del Toro version of The Hobbit

As someone from rural Wisconsin living in Minnesota, Garrison Keillor can take a long walk off a short Lake Wobegon pier. What a smug, winking asshole.