It's the main battle tank used by SharkNATO

#TankingDead

Mark Cuban's got a real Max Headroom look going on there.

STOOP KID'S AFRAID TO [tolerate the poor on] HIS STOOP

You'd think they could have used some of that money to not make all the dwarves totally forgettable, other than the three constantly-wet-stringy-hair-Viggo-wannabes. Though most of that falls on Tolkein for giving them all the same names.

Watching the credits for an Assassin's Creed game is like reading Montreal's phonebook, there must be ten thousand people who worked on that game. I guess when you have to pump a new game out every year, you gotta delegate.

The Bridge was too big, they were looking for more of a Bridgette; Nielsen ratings matter you know.

He's that bald albino kid

I've never had a kneecap cyst so I don't know how one feels, but I'm pretty sure an ethical doctor would not prescribe opiates to someone with a history of abuse for something like that.

A hack, with the candlestick, in the David S. Foyer

HAHA WHAT A STORY

David S. Goyim is a schmuck

This David S. Gruyere show will be shredded by the critics.

I hope he gets a David S. Goiter

"What if we get an 8?"

The problem with the expert level is that you always have to end up guessing.

The Hangover Part 2 has the distinct honor of making me retroactively hate the first installment out of spite.

She's not that alternative anymore, writing for Katy Perry and all, but still good for her to get some recognition.

Sorbet
Meat Dave

Well I'm glad they didn't let that stop them from making more, and got back on the Saw horse.