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The only reason people should be using Bing is for porn, which it so elegantly provides.

I'd have thought you'd pick WCW Monday Nitro

This thread is getting too metatarsal

I loved her in those Matty McConaughey movies!

Fat girls deserve the same chance to debase themselves for candy too!

I'm really looking forward to this year's Halloween, if these projections hold true and women are wearing nothing but blue body paint.

This is one of the saddest attempts at pandering for upvotes I've ever seen, and I upvote every single "…OF COCK" joke I see.

Oh, I thought you meant "now" as in at present. Google Mirrors 2 with safesearch off.

Justice or LaBeef's sister? In either case, I have no idea.

Victoria Justice is very pretty, and I channel surfed past Victorious enough times to know she's a competent enough actor. She just needs the right CW role to continue her fame trajectory, and hopefully not end up like the sister from Even Stevens with an awful boob job and tasteless horror movie nude scenes.

It's called lefse, dammit!

I still feel like the barbershop quartet version from Bioshock Infinite is better, if only for the lack of Pharrell.

That's not what "toeing the line" means, but nice anecdote man

I think they were just talking about the seven figures in Robin Hood's merry men.

"I beat my sword into a plow, what do you think I could beat you into?"

I'm nauseous, I'm nauseous

If I'm LeBron James, ain't nobody about to tell me I couldn't wear a solid gold bas-relief of Saturn Devouring His Son if I wanted to.

Talk shit about O'Neal and you're the one that's liable to be beaten, son!

I think you meant Reggie White, thank you very much.

Aaron Taylor-Johnson is going to be awful compared to Even Peters. He's definitely going to play up Magneto's "brood".