But it's also creating new jobs, like the one about the death panel worker, Dexter

These boots weren't made for Joaquin, but they'll have to do

I wouldn't want to crosshairs with him

Because it's a free country? Would you ask that question about Tom Petty?

You mean the rich man's Jason Lee?

Last I checked, Ken Jeong wasn't a woman

Nick And Nora's Infinite Rolodex

What a grate ginger

This is discrimination. You wouldn't call a Peter Dinklage movie a "short film"

This Ain't Rambo! (An XXX Parody)

That's from Last Action Hero, when an explosion sends ice cream cone shrapnel into a guy's skull.

I guess Ed Helms is reliably bland…

I took a day off of work for Skyrim. Totally worth it.

They're really putting a lot of eggs in the Cameron Esposito basket, aren't they? Too bad none of them will be fertilized, hey-o!

As much as we all wish ill on the abusive scumbags of the earth, there's a huge difference between accusations and proof. Remember Kobe and Ben Roethlisberger?

No way, the 7th season was missing Cory and Trevor, you're off your rocket.

I think that's the plot to My Cousin Vinny.

Edgy!

Wouldn't mind being stung by that WASP

When I was a kid I got the Tiger handheld version of Sonic 2 instead of the actual cartridge for my Sega. It was a pretty fun game though and it was almost a better gift because I never had a Game Boy and that was my only portable game.