OBI-WAN MARTELL: "Your head was a bit large. Your arms and legs were a bit small, but no claw. No red eye. No tail between your legs. Just a tiny pink cock. We didn't try to hide our disappointment. 'That's not a monster,' I told Padme.
'That's just a baby.'"

Just because she's pretty doesn't mean she deserves any better than JB. You don't know her, maybe she's a secret Holocaust denier or something.

I must have seen that episode a dozen times before I had ever heard of The Greatest American Hero

"What's the deal with cult punch bowls?"

He's probably the audience plant for the Dr. Westlund's Cold Cream And Suppository salesman.

Thanks for reminding me that hack director married Kate Beckinsale, just like his indistinguishably hacky colleague married Milla Jovovich.

So if you have 3 houses and had enough to upgrade straight to a hotel on one turn, you're telling me you can't do it? If the houses are spread out enough, then nobody can ever progress. That sounds stupid.

Hold up Sam, daring to call Space Jam even slash-terrible is liable to get you beat up around here. Spoken like someone who doesn't wanna jam.

WHAT?

I didn't get that vibe at all from the video. I thought the lyrics were asinine as usual, but nothing came off as mean-spirited towards professional dancers. Average people need role models too!

Blog-nitive dissonance

Un-Free Willy

I just don't understand what privilege has to do with it, like she'd dance any differently if she wasn't rich?

"95 Titties"

God, it's just so oppressive when I see rich white girls dancing! It's totally appropriating my poor-person dancing skills!

I mean it would be one thing if she were naked, but that suit must be made out of some insane blend of Pym particles and Mister Fantastic suit shit to allow that to happen.

You know Chris Brown is a piece of shit when everyone would rather he get shot than Suge Knight.

The most electrifying superhero in graphic novel entertainment!

I got such a Fifth Element-era Milla Jovovich vibe from her in this video. Big badda boom!

Well, duh.