You're old enough to have a son, and have never heard "Banana Phone"?

Because nobody is more phony than a teenager trying to look cool. Paul Walker dies, all of a sudden kids find a way to make it about them, saying he was their favorite actor and how much it affects them. If you had this same test after Heath Ledger died, you'd have the same result.

I was just thinking "Man, 'Incinerate' was a great track that just came out a couple years ago!"

I know it's been a while, but I thought he just did film reviews and a thoughtful essay every couple weeks. Newswires are the bread and butter, so I hope that means he's more invested in the site. I can't take anyone else leaving!

The Seven Year Kitsch

I hope Ignatiy slumming it in the newswires means he's here to stay. What a get for the AVC

He's pretty much only satisfying to watch as the bad guy, because you always want bad things to happen to him.

That's not fun to watch, it's just irritating. Why don't they just cast one of the cops as a gibbering watermelon smashing buffoon and give Gallagher a comeback shot.

McConaughey has always had that easy, cowboy charisma. Vince Vaughn is a smarmy douche.

I don't think Vince Vaughn was in Zoolander…

Between him and Jon fucking Cryer, the Emmys are a sham when it comes to comedy. I can't believe they got it right with Veep, the old bats probably thought it was a Seinfeld rerun.

Bustin' makes me feel good!

Just make them like April O'Neil's jumpsuit, except in gray.

Also true. Think a slightly less hateful and nerdy 4chan.

I really like that line from "Call Me Maybe"; it's poetic. Once she met him she realizes he was what she was looking for and missing.

That's something they could so easily mass-produce for the Comedy Central shop. I don't think they'd need to clear any likenesses or anything, thanks to parody law.

She still has an alien-shaped head, but the kind of alien I want to bang, like a Na'vi

Army jerk! Camo turkey!

I hope we see her sandy cheeks

Also, Jennifer Carpenter is set to play his gangster's moll.