From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!

They changed the silver monkey statue to a silver iCarly statue that's even easier to put together and more irritating when they can't figure out how to do it.

"Whoever sent this obviously has no idea about the physical limitations of life underwater! Well, might as well throw these in the fire."

I wouldn't say straight, let's call it flexflexing

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bodybuilding.com is actually one of the most internet and pop culture-savvy message boards around. It's actually very similar to Something Awful. So it would be especially presumptuous to assume anyone on that site is a "dumb meathead".

Spike Lee angrily tweets J.D. Salinger's home address

MISS IT

I find it hard to believe that Scorcese would get behind a Jamie Foxx Mike Tyson movie. It's a lowbrow actor playing a black thug, rather than a highbrow actor playing a white thug.

Roman Polanski has been capitalizing on his "offbeat image" for decades! Why shouldn't Tyson?

Reed Richards is the only one I could see.

You reposted the same comment from the article linked by this one! This isn't 'Nam, there are rules!

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Thank you for reminding me that Cleopatra 2525 wasn't a fever dream but an actual thing.

5'8" is pretty good, I guess I assumed she was shorter because she's so built.

There's Gandalf the Grey, but you forgot Gandalf the White, Monty Python And The Holy Grail's Black Knight, etc. etc.

You should still be intimidated by her, though. Gina Carano isn't body-builder big, but she's crazy fit and has broad shoulders. She may not be tall enough, though.

King Kong Country 2: King's Kong Quest

That kid was hilarious, I hope we see him again. He sounded like Boomhauer talking about the internet.

Brett Ratner watches it all from his lair like Dr. Claw