"Every Day I Need Attention"

Well, Chris Evans was hardly what I'd call a big name when Captain America came out, and Chris Hemsworth was essentially an unknown.

Seeing Enlisted pop up in the TV Club was like Toy Story 3 all over again. :(

Domo arigato, Dr. Emoto!

"I had the role of a lifetime in the beach landing scene in Saving Private Ryan, and this shrill harpy gets a statue? Swear to Cod I'm going to give her hypothermia one day" - Water

"Just The Two Concuss"

They'll just retcon it like Wicked and cutting her head off is what she wanted.

What's the stealth DC for checking the MSRP on my smart phone?

Is she squatting on a Slip-N-Slide? That baby is going to be born with friction burns if they don't run a hose over it!

If only this show had aired a few weeks ago…

They showed Xena's chakras and that was on TV

Pac Hard 2: The Wrong Kid Died

Oh god no, I would never make a reference to Internet culture on this website.

2Pac 10 3: Suge Knight in Chyna

It's probably because you only have one seaport which is always shut down.

Nothing to huff and Puff about.

2Pac 10: X-Pac

Like I said in the Ursula thread a few days ago, Henry Cavill would make a perfect Gaston.

Wot's all dis den?

And sometimes he's Frank Zappa when he really should be Earnest Zappa.