That's Aladdin Sane, not Ziggy Stardust.

Still not as bad as bronies.

They were lookin' kinda dumb when the cumulative sum
Of the games
Was an "L",
The report said.

Don't forget the rack of lamb, suckling pig, meat pies, Dornish wine, black pudding, rabbit stew, deep-fried Unsullied poppers, etc.

The coveted post-Super Bowl timeslot is going to The 50 Word

If Mark Wahlberg was being accused of sexual assault by a housekeeper, it wouldn’t have went down like it did.

If we're talking about ignorance, Bieber has it in spades.

Classic Drake.

He's got the eyes for it.

David Tennant, the human exclamation point? The UK's foremost consumer of scenery since Brian Blessed? That wormy, rat-faced little bug-eyed weasel who probably uses the word 'thespian'? Woof.

I hope this new operating system autocorrects all cursewords to "tarnation"

Penn was very good in Milk, but don't doubt that was Hollywood's apology for Crash, because they thought racism was more Important™ than gay acceptance at the time. Mickey Rourke in The Wrestler was the role of a lifetime, in my wrestling-biased opinion.

Unfortunately Bryan Cranston seems to be going that route as well, thankfully no prestige pieces like Milk or Mystic River.

Hell yeah mine got picked! Can't wait to see who covers "In A Big Country", here's hoping for Savages

Make it or break it time, four doors or bust!

Lobot's Hispanic cousin, Cholobot

This apology is for all, I don't want anyone to feel they got gypped.

Did nobody else notice she dyed her hair as well?

A Big Iron On His Hip

"OH GOD HELP PLEASE MAKE IT STOP" means "I freely offer my flesh to you, peace out homies" in our language! It's not our fault!