Being meta is not an excuse for not having jokes!

And the millions!…(AND MILLIONS!)…of The Blech's fans!

I wanna give a shoutout to the StubHub bots and unscrupulous assholes that cost me my chance at some reasonably-priced Pearl Jam tickets this morning. Sold out in 15 minutes, selling for triple face value. I'll see you in hell

I like Jay Pharoah but this is a dud.

As long it's scored with "X Gon Give It To Ya"

Oblivion had a Hieronymus Lex, but he was hardly a main character.

A peerless song, to be sure, but "Take My Breath Away" from Top Gun is the gold standard.

"RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE"

"This gamma bomb better work, nerdlinger!"

Well that is their names on the door.

Because it sounds more like a checkbox on an RPG character sheet and less like an individual human being with thoughts and opinions?

He has a craving for pickles?

I believe he was using "sarcasm" in a "jocular" manner

Yet another travesty allowed by NuDisqus

Lovely blog post here: "More people will die unless you give men sexual options"

Since this is the first newswire since it happened, I'd like to say that I'm feeling for the friends and families of those killed in the UCSB shooting.

The girl one?

So… any plans for Friday? I could put on a puppet show

I liked the third SW prequel more than Avatar. It had great fight sequences and we got to see Mace Windu shot out of a window with lightning. Now there's someone whose offscreen death deserved a retcon more than Boba Fett.

Look it up, you rube!