"When this baby hits H8FUL8 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit"

I don't think the sombreros are necessarily racist, but the mustaches probably are.

"Nude Tayne"

At least you can take solace in the fact that you damned Aussies are taking all our film roles.

That hair really bothers me. That longer, Jay Baruchel-esque hair was a big part of his everyman essence. Now he looks like Channing Tatum's non-beefy douche equivalent. And that's not a knock on Tatum at all, he plays a hilarious douche.

Huh. He never seemed to me like someone who had the mainstream appeal/lead role combo that SNL hosts usually have. He's fantastic though, good for him.

When was Peter Sarsgaard ever a host? I'm guessing it was around when An Education came out, because I can't think of any other starring roles he's had that he would be promoting on SNL

Sorry, my pastry/human analogies only go so far.

The original KOTOR's story is much better IMO, but the mechanics in KOTOR2 are an improvement and it's much more challenging.

But only 2.5 years since SWTOR, so it's still in our consciousness.

Honestly, I'm fine with her where she is.

History shows again and again how Subway serves up the folly of men.

Japanese Godzilla has dry earwax though.

Mark my words, in 50 years the Crank movies will be treated with the same cult reverence as 70s kung fu movies.

Stop The Planetary Orbiter, I Want To Get Off

It's really depressing. I'm not even talking about their potential, they were absolutely fantastic and it fell apart.

He was still more interesting than Connor. God, Connor was boring.

Don't get beef with Eminem, then.

The difference was you were basically supposed to hate him in that role, so people found it natural.

…said Ripley to the Weyland-Yutani shill