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Well I hope whatever writers they got for the Ass Creed movie are actual writers and not video game writers. Those games have the most angsty, juvenile characterizations and wrote the book on plot contrivances. "Yeah, us Assassins are way better for humanity despite us literally only killing people, not like those…

Well if you ask any Native Americans, they might take umbrage with the $20 bill.

I think Tina Belcher already has a spec script for that.

Yeah, they kind of shot themselves in the foot when they didn't sow any quirky seeds in their characters that could be fanned into full-blown caricatures 5 seasons later.

And he wears it on a holster because of course he would.

Wow, those are my friend's favorite movies, except Starship Troopers probably goes above Big Trouble in Little China. Your name isn't Tim, is it?

Wait, Starter caps are cool now? When I was in high school you had to get a fitted hat or you were gutter trash.

I live in Minnesota, it's on MPR for me. I just didn't know that it was syndicated at all.

It's not about what you like, it's about the difference between American culture worth preserving and American culture worth a tired eye-roll.

Do they air it on NPR too? Or just in Minnesota? I heard one with Aimee Mann and Maria Bamford and they killed.

They might as well have licensed Neo Cortex

Ultimate Maniacs finally reunited.

She was very pretty back in those days, a shame about the surgery.

I'm pretty sure that was a They Live reference.

Is that all she is to you, Vivid Video's Chyna? She was in DX for God's sake!

Why would it need suplex support? All it needs is Rock Bottom, backbreaker, hurricanrana, and elbow drop support.

None of them have ever even been nominated. Kaitlin Olson's snubbing is the most insulting, considering they nominate Julie "Happy Gilmore" Bowen every year.

Digg? What is this, 2008?

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