And here I thought the only two people in the world who didn't want HIMYM to end were Josh Radnor and Alyson Hannigan.

Yeah, they really went downhill when they lost Travie McCoy

Terry likes his chicken spicy!

I saw her voguing for a half hour straight to no music

I thought Steven Yeun had that on lockdown with that goofy hat in The Walking Dead

I didn't know you could still buy Old Style

A stick of butter is a quarter pound, or 4 ounces.

This is the first time Apple hasn't planned the obsolescence of her previous model.

I don't believe we realized we could buy the utilities and just paid the flat price to the free parking pool. To some rural Wisconsin kids, it made a lot more sense to pay an electric bill than a diamond ring bill.

I'm pretty sure we have enough footage to confirm the deaths of them both.

It's not against the rules as long as you leave behind a 1-army garrison in each territory, right? Because that's how every single game of Risk has gone for me, just waiting to turn in cards to blitzkrieg as far as you can

I'm pretty sure that's already a rule and the whole point of the game

Watching Boardwalk Empire not knowing that was a fun experience. "Oh, he's talking about Baltic Avenue, like Monopoly! Wait a minute…"

If it doesn't suck so much then why is Monopoly such a cultural touchstone and I've never heard of Acquire? Are you a board game hipster?

Monopoly is such a shit-show when you don't follow the rules. I grew up playing with my cousins, where we played as follows:

I voted for Gary Coleman! On an mtv.com poll, anyway.

No wonder he has to take so many jobs.

Polka king of the midwest? The Kenosha Kickers? No?

If for some reason Patton doesn't do anything very interesting, the AVClub just picks one of the several shows he's doing a guest appearance on that night to highlight.

Here's a version without Joe Buck: