Let me know how that Jay Cutler extension works out for you bro

Hey man, the 3 least famous members of Garbage are from Milwaukee

Let's roll out the barrel for these boys!

I'm Polish, and my mother's maiden name means, literally, "slave", in Polish. Can I wear German-face?

I wouldn't say funny people so much as funny situations. Michael Richards is undoubtedly a funny guy, but he really blew it by not being clever, playful, or conscious about how he was coming off.

It's called Snick! Get off my lawn!

Thank God.

Cool story, bro! For real. Oh, those halcyon days of freshman year when the first season of FotC was airing…

I heard that Jennifer Grey's injuries were consistent with her head being in his lap at the time of the crash. Most likely is a totally unfounded rumor, but that's how I like to remember it. The way I see it, a guy that goes from Jennifer Grey to Sarah Jessica Parker deserves no sympathy.

You're a mean one, Mr. Phelps
You make me want to gag
God thought you kinda blow
And He's actually cool with fags
Mr. Phelps
If I was your undertaker I'd throw you in a…
Hefty garbage bag

I would have countered with my favorite passage from scripture:

So they're The Village People?

Hell, I'd go to Chik-Fil-A with Freddie Lounds.

Yes, that's the joke

Thank you for your support! You deserve a promotion to Major Positive!

I honestly don't know how he can be taking this so seriously, unless he's just trolling and drumming up hype for Return of the Bird

How about Chris Dyamend Traeger and Richard "Esteem" Nygard? Chris could be from the ghetto, you never know.

Apparently he was being sent hate mail constantly and couldn't deal with it.

If Zynga has taught us anything, it's that you die original or live long enough to see yourself knockoff.

He'll probably wear a frilly pink dress and be called "Sixdean Candles"