"Paxton! Get me two!"

It's impossible to think a movie came out with both Michael Biehn and Bill Paxton with James Cameron having nothing to do with it.

Well they did a shitty job, they missed the facepaint completely.

She is something. I remember watching Transformers for the first time and thinking, Megan Who?

People just liked it better that way

I never thought of sticking it there…

And Tia and/or Tamera Mowry!

She's so fat, when she surfs the web it causes a tsunami

And see around corners!

I don't think Axe Cop has even used the word "hell", much less any sort of sexual contact. Honestly if I had a 6-year-old I'd let him watch it, it's written by children for children.

Now you don't have to anymore, because it's deleted! You're not allowed to make fun of boobs presented in such an artful, paradigm-shifting, profoundly brave way.

Yeah, I was getting flashbacks to the episode of Sunny where they try to party with the high schoolers.

Jillian's hardly a straight woman, we're talking about an ex-Juggalette here.

You spelled "theaters" wrong! Get a load of the Canuck everybody!

Ow, My [Duck] Calls!

I'm surprised A&E took a gamble on not airing Duck Dynasty for 60 consecutive minutes

However it was popular enough to inspire dozens of spin-off series with increasingly desperate gimimicks

What about Survivor: ElDan's Basement?

I think it's so funny how Green Lantern is remembered for being so shitty, yet nobody remembers The Green Hornet because nobody saw it in the first place.

Edgy!