I was considering that, but I already had 2 cases at home and I was like, "well I can't finish this before Ash Wednesday, and I don't want it to go bad, so fuck it I guess"

The only good thing Canada gave us was funding for How It's Made

And I'm not suffering it! *scoffs*

Joel McHale as Hook, Jim Rash as Smee

I haven't seen it, I'm afraid. I've heard it's good but nothing really about Mara's performance.

I thought Idris Elba was our go-to for reverse whitewashing?

There was The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo and The Social Network, so… at least two I guess

Mara Jade: Offensive Jedi stereotype

However, Rooney Mara being an actor rather than a one-note adult 14-year-old, makes her 100% more appropriate.

I loved Hook!

Conan O'Brien must rent his audience out

I wonder how much money it would take OG Fury and Reed Richards to do a Just For Men commercial.

First season I thought Ava definitely gave her a run for her money, but now that the Ava character has been kind of circling the drain I've been really nostalgic for Winona.

Spike Lee just megaphoned Jimmy Hart's home address

Shortly preceded by this: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Oh! That works for me, Nick Fury has got to be 100 years old by now anyway.

Sweet Trayvon Martin shirt bro, I'm still repping my vintage OKC Bombing Remembrance Vigil '95 polo.

He will surely be smited like Hodom and Hodorrah

What about "Black Vishnu" with Zoe Saldana? She's got blue skin in every other role it seems

That's womanager to you, cretin!