So is Secret Avengers in the Ultimate universe with Samuel L. Jackson Nick Fury? Or did they retcon him?

Woof. Hard to watch.

He's hilarious, but I don't think this is going to make it on network TV. Can you name any network comedies that aren't anchored by attractive people? Mike and Molly is the only one I can think of, and who watches that?

Oh my god, I was finished with that shit heap when he *SPOILER ALERT*

Did you see Only God Forgives? Are you totally fine with that?

Aah, who needs him anyway!

Thank You!!! Finally someone with A BRAIN Do you have a Chem-Trail protective mesh on your FREE, SOVEREIGN property?

Just show's Obama's America make's No Cent's!!

That shitlord wishes he looked like an Egyptian mummy instead of an Aztec mummy

I agree that maybe the guy shouldn't have been in the room, but Jamie was absolutely juvenile. At least let him finish his set.

But 10 years later, though? When I was a kid I would have killed for a sequel to Major Payne, but now who cares?

Agent Bork: Chief, you know that guy whose camper they were whacking off in?

I love how you still ended it with a preposition

Why don't you cry about it, Noam Chomsky? I bet you wanna take back "ain't", don't you? And "wanna" for that matter!

I'm from a town within 30 miles of Eau Claire, and we say "Bone eevare"

I'm glad Bobby Cannavale is getting work too! I know there was a huge backlash against him for winning over America's bitch-saying sweetheart, but he is a tremendous actor and deserves some money for it

Her in The Mask? *wolf whistle*
I honestly can't believe that's the same person.

I agree. And if anyone else wants to be a Jamie Foxx hater like me, just watch this video:

More like Shittsburgh!

Wow, talk about flyover country. Great job!