I love to say this to fans of metal, but the truth is, Nirvana was just a really good band. They didn't really kick anyone to the curb. Poison, Motley Crue, Whitesnake and Skid Row all died because they stopped putting out decent music. GNR died because Axl Rose is a douche. Bon Jovi *never* died — its audience just…

Do kids even listen to rap music anymore?

I like the Black Keys — a good band that doesn't take itself too seriously.

Everytime I see the world "seminal", I'm filled with "ennui."

Well, it was a title that people in the scene assigned themselves, as a joke, when some outsider rock journalist asked them what this "new" music was.

Bush had some good songs AND they were a rip-off of Nirvana. These things are not mutually exclusive.

First of all, grunge wasn't actually a thing — the bands of the Seattle Scene came in a lot of flavors, and the 4 who hit the serious big time weren't even playing the same type of music. Pearl Jam and Soundgarden are just straightforward rock bands that happened to be very good. Nirvana was a post-punk band — hell,…

Well, no-one has thought of the UPN version of Fantasy Island since there was a UPN.

You tell people to check their privilege several times a day, don't you?

I thought Tony Danza was the boss?

1. McDowell was in Star Trek: Generations, which was Star Trek VII.
2. Its Eric Bana, not Banner.
3. Malcolm McDowell played Mr. Roark on the short-lived 1998 version of Fantasy Island.

Well, how bout that? A movie where Malcolm McDowell plays a good guy!

Its like Death to Smoochie, except you get medals for the skating and nobody is dressed as a rhino. But, like, all the bribery and mafia parts.

That ice skating scandal was in 1994, assuming you're talking about Nancy Kerrigan getting her leg broken.

Just wait until I tell your mother on you… tonight… when we're in bed… at that motel on 6th street; you know, the one with the giant neon cricket, right next to the railroad tracks and that single oil well? I mean, seriously, why only one oil well? And in the middle of a town like this, world famous for its…

Dazzler Death Rock Album!!!

You're *mean*!

NEVER!

JP3 was more entertaining than JP2. If I ever have to watch that RV-going-over-the-cliff-for-20-minutes scene again, I'll probably fling myself under the feet of a stampeding triceratops. I mean, people bitched about the podracing scene…

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