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7th.

Pepper Ann.

Pepper Ann.

The Gladiators story in New Mutants was pretty good — his motivation was revenge, which he accomplished by possessing one of Xavier's hot babe students and going on a massive food binge.

Its not even a proper nose!

Once I was driving up HWY 41 to Yosemite on Fourth of July Weekend… wall-to-wall traffic and I had a bright yellow lambo behind me, swerving left and right, dying to pass me but there were cars for miles ahead of me. Poor douchebag was stuck behind me from just outside Fresno all the way to the park.

Might as well put the Oscar Meyer logo on the side.

But will we see Community?

Please… just don't.

AT-MT.

You know who's missing from this? Nada Surf. 

The folk singers clearly got together and plotted their revenge. That's what they get for hating their generation. Besides, its better than going down like some junkie cosmonaut.

Hey, Cracker had some good songs! 

Yo Yo's doing the same. 

Shortly after I graduated high school in '93, a friend from another high school showed us a video tape of their school's annual Lip Sync contest. A skinny white boy dressed as Kurt Cobain with a ludicrously long blonde whip on got up and began to feign playing Smells Like Teen Spirit. Before he got to the first lyric,

I swear this guy has died like 3 times already. 

I'm going to mention Community, because this is still the AV Club.

The most entertaining part of this Lucasfilm-Disney thing is watching all your internet reviewers slowly melt down over it.

The most entertaining part of this Lucasfilm-Disney thing is watching all your internet reviewers slowly melt down over it.

"Are you, like, being ironic?"