…of course, we'd be handing the Republicans the presidency for the rest of time.

I'll second that — I live in the Bay Area.

I'll second that — I live in the Bay Area.

Lizard? No, we're more like crustaceans.

Lizard? No, we're more like crustaceans.

I can believe that coming from Washington, but where would Oregon be if all our hippies didn't keep migrating to Portland?

I can believe that coming from Washington, but where would Oregon be if all our hippies didn't keep migrating to Portland?

Dear Rest of the U.S.,

Dear Rest of the U.S.,

I think that song was just MTV's play to make sure Riot Grrl didn't break mainstream.

I think that song was just MTV's play to make sure Riot Grrl didn't break mainstream.

Well, I still love Monster Magnet, so who am I to judge?

Well, I still love Monster Magnet, so who am I to judge?

So does yur mom.

So does yur mom.

"The Donnas" described themselves as cock rock. Draw from that what you will.

"The Donnas" described themselves as cock rock. Draw from that what you will.

Bite your tongue, philistine!

Bite your tongue, philistine!

Every alt-rock single from the late 90s except for "Bittersweet Symphony"?