Oh ma' lord this is quite tenses!

I gave it an F when I read this:

Well, I'm convinced. *slaps BITCH sticker over Tyson's picture*

Wasn't he also mercilessly beaten outside of a club in Torrance for that?

Wiseau's the only one who claims that though. Everyone else involved with making it has said it was intended to be taken seriously. He must've just been embarrassed.
I think it would actually take considerable talent to intentionally make something that was so hysterically ridiculous. That's clearly not the case here…

Seriously. The subheadline says that this is least relevant TDS has been during a presidential election since 2000 - not seeming to remember that Stewart started hosting the show in early 1999.
It takes time.

I like the thought of you in a burn ward better.

Don't say, "Stage freeze!", just do it.

It reminds me that every single person I've ever heard use it - or its inbred cousin "Straight Pride" - has been a bigoted dipshit just trying to mock minorities.

Think you can outsmart a bullet?

We would've also accepted, "You ofays already have 11."

NE can lose the Superb Owl and go 0-16 for the next 5 years for all I care as long as they win on Sunday. A world where The Right Arm of God has a losing playoffs record to That Trainer-Teabagging Forehead-Monster is not one that I can live in.

"you lost the 4th-last World Series you played in lol"

"The four quarters of the game are all Reid’s children, and he loves them equally."

She's a coward for not giving Youtube users a platform to threaten to rape her to death, someone's a coward for flagging your post - you seem to be big on calling out cowards.
"That coward wouldn't hold to elevator for me!" "I didn't ask for garlic on my pizza! Cowards!"

Called it.

She's not quite my tempo.

Do you seriously not understand that there's a huge difference between 20 out of 20 nominees in one year being white and 40/40 over two years?
The former could possibly be an anomaly. It's easy to imagine why he might've taken it in good faith. The latter is a pretty obvious and insulting example of racial prejudice.

It's actually…not that horrible. I was amazed.

I'm pretty sure you're well aware, down to the dollar.