Oberyn died in the 3rd book. I can see how you missed it though, it wasn't really noteworthy.
The interminable food descriptions are in virtually every character's storyline, I have no idea why you singled out Jaime since even the 4th book's detractors generally consider his storyline one of the highlights.
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No, you haven't. The last 2 books have their problems but nobody who's actually read them would say that the Dorne, Wall, Winterfell, Meereen, Arya, and King's Landing stories were handled better on the TV show. That's straight up fucking lunacy.

You should read the books some day, they're quite good.

"I am one ugly motherfucker."

I agree with Melitha Harith-Perry about Thtar Warth being rathitht.

"A final fade-out “gag” even strongly implies that Mona’s two slightly obnoxious but innocent young kids are being raped"

Tell me more about your political opinions, I'm fascinated.

So then you've learned nothing in life.

They articulated pretty clealy their
problem: of all the countless, pointless changes the dipshit producers made the one thing they saw fit to keep intact was Ramsay sexually abusing his wife.

"1,040 players participating in one giant game of Settlers Of Catan"

If it's a frequent problem for you http://www.meetup.com/ is excellent for finding people to play with.

I'm dying to know how many people were wearing "Ledgerman" hats. I don't think I'd be able to resist.

There is no justice in the world.

*shoots*

Why hasn't everybody already heard about this thing that I've already heard about??

"The list of grievances for MRAs is long. It includes the elevated rate of suicide for men, educational discrimination against boys, economic and workplace conditions for men, violence against men, false rape reporting, fathers’ rights in custody battles, rates of male imprisonment and prison conditions, and the…

OH SANP!

In a way, seeing the Giants fall apart at the end depresses me more than losing to them 40-0.

Plus Gretzky's wife getting blamed for him going to LA by some Canadians who didn't consider that he might actually want to experience getting paid market value for once in his life.

Oh, it'll fit…