Holy shit, it really is. That's amazing.

There are literally billions of women in the world who Willis didn't get addicted to crack. That has to count for something.

Two words:

I sold Cutco knives for a summer a long long time ago. I actually made a few grand in the process, mainly because my parents had lots of rich friends. But yes, the sales seminars were terrifying. I have vague memories of everybody being required to give each other massages to help to get "fired up". I'm not making…

What a silly bunt.

Finally…
Rod Torfelson's Armada Featuring Herman Menderchuk is getting back together! WOOO!

Always put salt in your eyes.

Coming soon: Jaky Gyllenhaal, Tobey Maguire and Topher Grace in THREE OF THE SAME GUY.

Always put salt in your eyes.