Excellent, excellent…Step 3,412 in the plan to return the US to British control is taking form.

In other news, Ocean's Thirteen jokes were generally pretty thin on the ground in a local pun-thread.

5: (Classified) USE HILARIOUSLY BLATANTLY PHOTOSHOPPED PHOTOS TO PROMOTE STORY ABOUT BRITISH ARMY ABUSING PRISONERS POST-ABU GHRAIB AND LOSE YOUR JOB FOR IT, BUT SOMEHOW KEEP BEING EMPLOYED BY MEDIA ORGANISATIONS?

You should go to Ikea or something, Gein's cost an arm and a leg.

Hey, if these robots mean Morgan will stop talking to human woman, then clearly science is on to something.

Yeah, you garrotte a painting. A person is gurrotted.

And here I was thinking it was an Americanised adaption of the long-running Beano comic 'The Numbskulls'. I feel like a real dick.

So you're saying you're not interested in my Awaken, My Good Vibrations! mashup EP?

Wow, you had that one ready in the chamber, huh?

You worship the devil long enough, you can't complain when some Republican twit-imp comes a'rockin'

That sounds complicated, can you explain in a bit more detail? What would be his thought process during a scene, for instance?

The alt-right were caused by a Japanese soda?

You could still run into problems though. I'm not sure if it would be directly affected, but off the top of my head there's a Richard Pryor album that could have run into trouble.

How does one nearly get nicked for soliciting? I mean, I'm sure it's possible, just sounds like a fun story. Did he leap out of a window, or was it more of a "Oh shit, this lady is a cop, I better swerve this conversation back away from the price of a beej" kinda thing?

Stay classy, Nevada.

Think they meant the nation without nazis bit.

I'm not totally hep to US sex offender legislation, but doesn't it cast a pretty wide net? People caught drunkenly peeing near a school at night and those guilty of the more innocent forms of stat' shouldn't be treated like the fiddlers, y'know?

TV Club?

Vegas will make millions when it turns out they've both been the same dude all this time.

I thought O'Reilly's dick ate some bad seafood or something? What's this defenestration business all about?