I mean…Maybe your guys just want to live in a United States with no federal government? Seems like something you could get the Republicans on board with, hopefully before they realise that they're going to lose a huge amount of subsidies and programs.

This is the why political cartoons label everything in the image. Know your audience, Alien Jesus!

Yeah, if you're not spending money you're not a fan.

I feel like Taserface probably will get a 'story by' credit at the very least.

And Chris Kraus sounds like a German pattern.

SCRTM HD could be a decent band name. I mean, I guess, given the subject of the article.

I'm ready to run a mediation email to deal with your behaviour, for what that's worth. If it helps sway you, I'm grossly unqualified.

You could always go the British tabloid approach and just cram some proper nouns into a tangentially related pun. "Last Man StanDing Dong the Witch is Dead" for instance.

"tough, brilliant senior resident"

"We have always been committed to providing our audience with the highest quality entertainment. Dredd is only the first series in what will be a full range of programming for our new streaming service," Eric Bauman said in a watermarked statement earlier today.

Given the 30 Rock connection, it would be almost more surprising if he wasn't involved, right?

Between that and the way they've worked around the standard Enquirer defence, it seems Simmons and his team really want to take this one to the mattresses. Which is all to the good, those magazines are a damn plague.

If we're casting by look and not talent, I believe Rob Schneider is available.

Sorry, I'm about to do something that might be a little loud…

If Disney managed to buy back the X-Men and FF rights, Secret Wars could be a hell of a fun way to merge the various universes together.

It sucks. It just plain sucks. I've seen movies suck before, but this was the suckiest load of suck that ever sucked. The script was co-written by a sober Aaron Sorkin and coked-up Dan Brown, the cast has all the charm of the Trump Boys on a camera-free riverboat, the soundtrack was curated by, and consists primarily…

Wait a minute, that feature is called the Supper Club? I thought it was the Super Club. Why didn't someone tell me? Oh, I've been making an idiot out of myself.

She and Craig Ferguson were the best guest/host pairing of recent times, so she's got form in the arena.

Oh shit, forget about the millions who got (possibly quite shitty) insurance for the first time, premiums went up for other people!

Who do you think Obama could influence by making a public statement? This isn't something being voted on by anyone other than a few hundred assholes, the vast majority of whom are largely motivated with sticking it to Obama in as public a way as possible.