Oh cool, you're quoting the MST reboot now too?

The MPAA: We make Harvey Weinstein sympathetic

But are you fighting the sickness, or encouraging it? For e.g., you might make people want to misuse it even worse just to annoy you, eg. this comment.

Without his dad though, that's another story.

It was initially announced as sandcastles in the sky, but they ended up just slapping a Trump logo on a rock in a tree.

I don't think it's fair to expect Will to understand Jaden, it's not like anyone else does.

"Now dad, this is a very sensitive subject" is something Donald could probably afford to hear more often. Good for Barron.

WB ain't Marvel. They took all their critic-bribery money and put it in that one basket.

There's already too much television, but my curiosity is so damn triggerable that I'm going to have to watch this now, damn you.

5) Be capable of taking wedding photos looking like one half of the cutest damn couple in the world, rather than some vaguely sad charitable endeavour

A UK music festival? Pretty sure 10% of the liquid on stage was hurled piss, no?

Hello, Nicholas, I'm Europe. It's nice to meet you for the very first time.

Weirdly enough, despite it clearly being the worst of the Netflix shows, I give Iron Fist a lot of points for having possibly the best supporting cast. Sure, they were often in bad storylines or poorly written scenes, but I'd definitely put Ward, Coleen, Harold, Davos, Gao, Claire (compared to her appearances in all…

And nobody's seen or heard from Matthew Modine in years!

Who the hell gave you a medical degree?

She ran into the Russian, and it ended poorly for both of them.

No, he just had an inside source on where the casting people were staying so he could butter them up. Rumours are that he had a spy doorman.

Hold up, that doesn't sound like the most common of knowledge. Do you think his lawyer sat down and explained the benefits of suicide to him?

You're just going to go ahead and leave Jason Ritter off that list, huh?

There's also his brother, who can run really fast. Not like, Flash fast, but a solid 20% faster than the best marathon runners in the world.