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The football player turning superhero is Cyborg I think.

Joe's moving on from trying to hook Iris up with his foster son to actual son. Character development, I guess.

"What killed the dinosaurs? THE ICE AGE!"

Jason's already appeared on the show, in a minor role so I figure they assumed that it wouldn't make sense to work him in.

Oh right, forgot about that. Thanks!

"Caitlin, why do you have such a problem with Jax?"

Patty can't even keep one secret from Barry without making it super obvious she's keeping a secret from Barry. How the fuck did she become a cop?

I'll be serious, that whole talk with Joe saying Barry has to try something new instead of Iris, I was expecting Barry to briefly try and see if he was bisexual.

So I'm confused. Was that first choice for Firestorm always a major dick or did he become a dick when his powers activated?

"Good news, Iris! Your moms dying."

Imagine if Barry knew the teeth weren't human but messed with the test just to keep Patty away from the metahumans. Fucked up royally for him if that's the case.

He's got soft footsteps. King Shark graduated top of ballet school!

I don't think we'll ever see King Shark again. Or we will, just with shittier CGI.

Caitlin's been rather off this season. First she's lusting over Jay within seconds of meeting him and now she's ignoring the lesser intelligent fellow in favor of the obviously dickheaded scientist.

The last we saw of Cold before this episode was when he helped Flash and the others try to transport the metahumans only to free them on the idea that they owed him one, and he escaped with his sister, weapons and all.

Forever upset we never got CCH Pounder for Amanda Waller on Arrow.

First there was the Speedforce, but now, complete with being able to freeze lasers…comes the Coldforce.

Henry had the bright idea about the possibility of Barry's secret getting out and high-tailed it the fuck out of town the moment he was free.

Now come on, this isn't Gotham. Although given Cisco's little "vibe" remark…maybe this just may be.

It will certainly be hot for sure.